“I spoke of the rats to Herself last night,” the
butler, Cherryderry, announced.
"You
didn’t!” Mrs.
Swallow had turned back to counting the linens, but she paused
to throw him a speculative look.
“I live
to please,” Cherryderry said, rather obscurely. What he meant was that he lived
to please himself, and it pleased him to provoke his mistress. What’s
more, he felt he had the right to do it, as Herself had the temper
of a sailor and the balls to match.
“Yes, but –“
“I merely
informed Herself that given as there were animals on the dining
room table, I would instruct the footmen to keep salvers on the
sideboard. You know how she likes this new-fangled business of
putting platters on the table.”
"And?”
But they were
interrupted by a violent ring of the call bells followed by a
shrill voice echoing down the polished wood stairs. “Cherryderrrrry.”
Cherryderry didn’t
move. “Must have woken from her nap.”
“Go, do,” Mrs.
Swallow said. “She’ll take after Miss Kate if you don’t
leap to it.”
The voice was
louder now and angrier. “Cherryderry!”
“She’s
coming down the stairs,” Mrs. Swallow observed.
Cherryderry adjusted
his coat over his rather majestic stomach. “Herself does
nothing more than prove her origins when she’s carousing
about the house like the fishwife she really is.”
“Hush
and go on with you,” Mrs. Swallow said, waving him out
of her sitting room. “I’ve
to finish these linens, and I can’t have her coming in
her all ruffled up. It’s like to drive me out of my mind.”